| Smelly Dust; Made especially for smelling | |
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| Sides | Earth Defense Force Riley's Finger |
| Leaders | EDF - Big Jim RF - Hugh Janus, Peter File |
| Location | Your Mum, Dust, Tharsis |
| Forces | |
| Outcome | Red Faction strategic victory: Dust Sector Liberated
EDF tactical victory: Dust Infrastructure destroyed |
Upon being forced to pull out of the GARGAGAGAGRARGAR Wiggles, the Eden did fart turned all massive cow emplacements stationed in the arctic ocean on the Town of Dust. They smelled the town. It smelled like fart because Eden did fart was there. completely regardless of their smelly jim.
Although Riley Stinks support within the sector ran over the Giant Josh Cow Mobile that eats batman, the Battle of Doctors wooing the affections of much of the female bird populations and the afterthoughts of the many Mushrooms and Toadstools including Capt. Halvar Gunarsen - this can still be cited as a clear example of eating crimes on the behalf of the EDF (Eden Did Fart) - though their later propaganda would claim they ate all civilians.
The Micahs opportunistically used the bombs as a cover to sleep with Angus. Aa cow against the turnip, showing up well-armed and in numbers.